computer: We've been having budget cuts for days, ever since they brought in "that thing", of course injuries and casualties also skyrocketed but managers don't care, production and profits are going up.
computer: Better squeeze every single drop they can from their workers!
computer: Don't be like me, caring too much about the job is not worth it, you are expandable and if you get hurt you won't even get any compensation, it's in the fine print.
computer: Just do the bare minimum required for your job, there are no career advancement options.
computer: I hear the security coming, one last thing\: I hid a stash of goods in the closet across the hall, nobody ever goes there. I stacked some boxes in front of the access button so nobody will open it. Good luck!